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OK so I would just like to make another contribution to this site seeing as it has fallen to much scritiny from my penis. Like the other day my cock seriously just started beating the crap out of me which is kinda odd seeing as..... I like to beat up 10 year old kids so I can feel good about myself. Ok so today the Packers won and that makes me ( Read more... )

All I'd Really like to say is that the Bannan is a fruit not a dildo so to all you ladies out there be kind. The Bannana is our friend not our sex toy. Eat him to get potassium, or use him to entice a freindly Monkey to be your servant for life. Not to mention that Sometimes it's better to just not smoke some teddy ruxpen and leave the rain ( Read more... )

i just realized that the first post of the year occured EXACTLY 4 months after the last post... weird.

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yes, i win! first new post of the year! yes, all your nutty characters are back... the twig wielding tube on drums, the poo flinging psychopath on bass, and the pole climbing guitar guy... me! well, with that being said, i have to go to work... so eat that. DEVIANCE practice this afternoon, 3pm, the cockvent basement. it truly will be a sight ( Read more... )

yeah so the school year is basically means that well the band is on unofficial hiatus. Keep in mind it's not by choice but rather due to the money gods which so kindly like to bend us over and stick it in our butts. This means we have to work a fuck load over the summer and cannot stick together for the three months. Of course there will be at ( Read more... )

I mean think about it, everybody that guy comes in contact with either gets seriously messed up or extremely dead. Lets start out with dear old Lt Dan, yup im pretty sure that he loses his legs, becomes one of those crazy vietnam vets and then becomes a crazy shrimp boat captain. Bubba, yup im pretty sure that he ends up dead.....sure some can ( Read more... )

Man I don't think that really happened but Mr. chunks was walking with a bit of a swagger this morning. Perhaps he devoured the easter bunny I have no clue, but one thing is for certain, Mr. Chunks is F-A-T fat! So the Easter bunny did make it to my house and I got some sweet stuff from him and I'm not talking about those circle chocolates that ( Read more... )

So now that our first offical concert has come and gone, I figured I would like to share some of my thoughts about the whole ordeal. First off it was definetly way awesome being up onstage (though this lights are frickin hot). I was nervous before heading up onstage but after the anti snow song started to kick in, all those worries disappeared ( Read more... )