The illusion of content, with minimal effort from yours truly.

[iheartleaven]

So, some of you know what Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About is, and some of you don't. It has a couple of incarnations, namely a website and a novel, both produced by a fellow named Mil Millington. I have been led to understand that they are two different entities, sharing none of the same content. However, very generally speaking, they

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[iheartleaven]

I personally enjoy the one where she believes that while it is too early for him to have shaving cream in his ear, it is easily late enough for him to have butter there.

Additionally, I keep meaning to actually purchase the book, but unfortunately, I am so lazy and fundamentally confused that I have trouble getting around to doing things I actually want to do.

[iheartleaven]

There is an old college associate of my father's currently residing in the basement here, and while he's mostly an okay guy, he has developed this really winning habit of leaving the Goddamned radio on and tuned to KUOW every morning. I may have to kill him.

(My violent objection to NPR before 12 p.m. of course excludes "This American Life" and the work of Ira Glass, who I may or may not be in love with.)