Comments | iheartmeese: Here's a List of Things Worms Can't Do:

iheartmeese

Here's a List of Things Worms Can't Do:

Jul 29, 2005 22:23

1. Whistle ( Read more... )

Comments 6

_effervescent July 29 2005, 19:54:44 UTC

21. Keep themselves from being dissected in Biology.

...well. it's true.

22. Sunbathe (safely)
23. Talk on MSN
24. Update their LiveJournals
25. Purchase movies

hoboalley July 29 2005, 20:37:13 UTC

26. talk
27. play harmonica
28. perform interpretive dances
29. bake cookies
30. enjoy chocolate
31. escape from your evil clutches
32. learn math
33. tell other people your secrets
34. play accordian
35. spell
36. go swimming (without dying)
37. read
38. play hopscotch
39. break a violin string
40. kidnap babies
41. camwhore
42. literally whore
43. have sex at all
44. be specifically male
45. be specifically female
46. fly
47. write long lists about things it can't do

chinese_stalker July 29 2005, 22:37:08 UTC

not to be rude, but do you understand worm lauguage? if you dont, then how come you know they cant read, it might be possible they read. And when you say learn math, i believe you mean more complicated math, cuz i am pretty sure they can count, which happened to be part of math...

hoboalley July 29 2005, 22:56:59 UTC

They don't even have true respiritory organs. If a cat can't read, I don't think a worm could.

hoboalley July 29 2005, 23:23:29 UTC

Damn. That didn't work at all the first time around. Sorry for the inbox spam-age XD

So it is 11:30 and I have nothing to do because no one is online. Haha.

Here.

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chinese_stalker July 29 2005, 22:35:09 UTC

Basically, everything that requires hands, legs, and sometimes brain too.