Seagulls are funny. Im watching one just sit hopelessly on the last piece of ice left on the lagoon. He's holding onto it. Walking. Sitting. Praying that it doesn't go away.
So last night my mother's car got broken into. Some kid smashed her window and stole her purse. But then some nice man returned it to us saying it was thrown by the river. The only thing taken was 10 dollars.
SO much drama. Im gonna buy a taser gun and get all the little suckers that live around here.