Surprisingly I haven't grown tired of living in a box. I would like to have a larger space, but I can certainly deal. However I have grown very tired of sharing my tiny apartment with everyone and their bff. (love you sammie) Seriously I am going insane. I feel like I'm getting adjusted to NYC for the first time all over again. I have NO alone time ( Read more... )

 So today marks my very first experience being pick-pocketed. 200 dollars, all of my identification, credit card, three day old metro card, insurance card, AND a smoothie card with only 2 purchases left for a freebie! And as if the smoothie card wasn't bad enough my student id was in there and now I can't go to museums and stuff for cheap. BOOO! ( Read more... )

Naked NIght Out [28 Mar 2004|06:37pm] [ mood | ( Read more... )

Today I ate an entire apple pie in less than 5 minutes.

So I take Chloripyll it's a vitamin. Cleanses your blood, and helps you shit regularly, but more importantly it makes you SHIT GREEN! It's amazing. Really. I love it. I use to hate shitting but when it's green its lucky. However my dilema is I am also taking vitamin detox pills, which make me fart all the time. But it smells like violently ( Read more... )

So it's 4:00 in the morning, and I can't sleep. Well, I haven't tried. I'm bored. I am a vegetarian (mostly vegan) 21 year old who doesn't drink or smoke, and I'm wondering what exactly I should do at night. During the day I'm solid, but at night nothing. After masturbating and showering, (usually the other way around) checking up on perezhilton, ( Read more... )

Let's see how 2005 was ( Read more... )

so i had to take care of drunk people tonight. I hate it. my friend was dancing topless on the bar when i got in and i had to make some old man give me back her bra. He wouldn''t give it back and then i stood up, puffed out my chest and glared and he had his friend bring it to me. The whole time i just thought of pufferfish and how they do that. im ( Read more... )

So sinse im not going to be here for very long at all and i cant see everyone that i want individually i think it would be in all our best interests if i had a party at my house friday night! So if you want to see me come! If you could to RSVP too so i know if there will be ten people or a million!

so apparently my last post caused a lot of fucking drama. and i just want to say thats fucking stupid. i was drunk and if anyone was offended im sorry but if you were a true friend and you were offended you would have called. and only one person did that. so if you have a problem then maybe you should do the same. my phone is fucked up right now ( Read more... )