Bottles-MGM ( Read more... )

i rediscovered nu pogodi, a great soviet cartoon that i used to watch when i was 4-5 in china. it's very similar to tom and jerry,...except with a pedophile like wolf and a young...innocent...rabbit boy ( Read more... )

May 11th. 28 Weeks Later finally comes out in theaters. which is about bloody time because i have seen the original movie at least 15 times now. and while 28 Days Later still manages to be amazing every fucking time i rewatch it, it's getting harder and harder for me to convince my friends that i am not a creep ( Read more... )

i need extra curriculars.

i've watched too many horror movies. i am no longer healthy.

why did you leave me? i love you. we were going to grow old together.

RIP Fluffy
2005-2007

this time i'm either gonna cop out and get a mac or buy the absolute cheapest computer out there and just replace it every year

my failure has metastasized to my entire body

it's never the good kind of burning

i don't think i'm gonna make it this time.
super flu + cigarette = instant death

something different---i miss ashleigh already. and while i know this is wrong, i keep having reoccuring fantasies that she magically comes back early from Barcelona and washes the dishes for us.

Blonde #1: Look -- a statue of Gandhi.
Blonde #2: Look how skinny he is.
Blonde #1: I'm hella-jealous.
Blonde #2: Ditto. I wonder how he did it.
Blonde #1: Anorexia, probably.
Blonde #2: Figures. Maybe him and Nicole Richie are related [giggles].
Blonde #1: I don't get it -- she's not Indian, is she?

when i was but a wee little lass in china, my favorite cartoon show was tom and jerry. this was/is my favorite episode ( Read more... )