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things are wacky these days, say wot? Wait i have to call the doctor's office, give me a second ( Read more... )

A supposition on Seinfeld: A look to the future ( Read more... )

Jerry Seinfeld, the leader of Seinfeld, ruled with an iron fist. He was a dashing nazi in black sheep's clothing, as his biographer, Weston Melten once said. His nickname on the set of Seinfeld was, rusty, but as he had made people aware at that time, if anyone dare speak that word in front of them, they'd have hell to pay. Quite literally. Inside ( Read more... )

Racism in me and family guy. Now for "I'm racist". One time I was hanging out with Shaun Chan, you know Shaun Chan. I was just sitting in his room, bothering him while he was playing world of warcraft, as i was wont to do. Then suddenly i go "ching chong chang", in order to imitate chinese or something, and then he seriously offended and told me ( Read more... )

GROOL!!! I saw Zombieland tonight. LIKED IT LOL. I 'm up at four and I'm tired/wired. THERE'S NO WAY I'll SLEEP!!! FAAHCK GAH CAM (right chris) Hahaha inside jokes are always fucking annoying. Here's something i found that sums up my feelings (because I am unable to put my own into words) about juno. READ IT ALL.. (this might be coming a little ( Read more... )

hot damn it's back again. fall's back again, with a brand new bag, papa!!!!!!!! It's coming fast this year, it's already freezing, damn climate change, we're all fucked. I'd like to make future plans but because of climate change we're all fucked! Now I'll just wait around for the end of the world, cuz let's face it, we're all fucked!! ohh haha I'm ( Read more... )

My four year plan ( Read more... )

I thought this was too cute for school:

"Come play with me;
Why should you run
Through the shaking tree
As though I'd a gun
To strike you dead?
When all i would do
Is to scratch your head
And let you go."

It's by W.B. Yeats.

I've always struggled with the perfect thing to say to squirrels when they run from me :(. Now i have something!

Aspirin Bottle, how i love thee. How I admire how stoically thou sits on my desktop, beckoning, begging to be used. And the more you beg, the more I can't help but be infatuated with thee. Pills of white fill your belly about half way. You are not true aspirin (merely an off-brand purchased from the super market) but you are still just as pure to ( Read more... )