O and I have also started the planning for my 21st
and this morning is the first posts for like 20 years.
and I have just got a new pouch of cherry tobacco for my bilbo pipe
and i also got some REAL blue label smirnoff not the pussy domestic retail (40%) shite the hard core duty free 1L 100 proof stuff :D

Looks like i'll be starting to move to day shifts! stepping out of the dark will be difficult indeed.

so there i was walking down the street arm in arm with my beautiful girlfriend, she holds me as we stop to cross the street, she looks up to me with her beautiful shining eyes and says OMG what a huge pimple... can i pop it pllleeaaassseee. I recoil heart-broken and walk on ( Read more... )

over the last few weeks at work, my co-workers and I have taken to passing downtime with jokes unfortunately some are no less then fucking discusting. for example ( Read more... )

I've finally signed up! and spent the last hour racking my brains for a nickname.... difficult cause i have never had a nickname of my own and refuse to make one like !big_dong! due to an acute inferiority complex :( then, my god trying to find a suitable picture, so i set off down my memory lane of digi photos and came up with shockers... no ( Read more... )