So here's the thing: I'm becoming adventure starved. Is there one among you who is willing to help me solve this problem? I need a partner in crime so to speak; one of you Minneapolis types who wants to run around and do weird shit and gain stories. Yes? Any Takers? Here we go.

We can do it if we work together!

Shani! Is Coming to Minnesota! On June 6th! To hang out with me! I am so PUMPED!
Help me figure out some things we can do for entertainment while she is here? Or hang out with us?!? I am SO PUMPED UP!

Hey everybody! When next I have access to a scanner, I got some shit y'all should see ( Read more... )

Hello! Alfred blows! IT IS STILL FUCKING WINTER. That makes me want to squish kittens ( Read more... )

My mom is the greatest person ever ( Read more... )

Hey! Look!

( print project )

DO IT

( DO IT!!!! )

Ok, I'm going to make a kind of pathetic request:

If you feel so inclined, I'd be really happy if you could hit me up with some words of encouragement (the words themselves are entirely up to you). I'm just not feeling really great recently and it'd be nice to hear some nice things from my buddies. I will reciprocate possibly?

I haven't posted in a while, and there's a terrible, fitful boredom brewing in my belly at this moment. A good solution, this? Possibly not, but a solution nonetheless. I'll try to make this as painless as I can ( Read more... )

I just had the best rap battle of my life about Zombies vs. Humans. Here it is.

( I love my rap career )