A man walks into a bar carrying a tiny man playing a tiny piano. The bartender asks him where he got him. He says that there is a genie outside who will grant him one wish. The bartender goes outside and asks the genie for a million bucks and he is given a million ducks. He storms back into the bar and says "the genie sucks! I asked him for a ( Read more... )

Bob asks his friend Leo to house sit while hes on vacation. He calls a few days later and asks how his cat is. Leo tells him his cat is dead. Bob freaks and says he should have broken the news gently. first time he called he should have said the cat was on the roof, second time there is no way to get the cat down, then the third time he should have ( Read more... )

Well. This is it. When the fur starts flying it just dont stop. The dam is broken and I'm being drown by the million tons of water escaping.... Bah!!! Guess I should have seen this coming, the quiet before the storm....now thats when you should run for the hills.

Seriously, a lot can happen in two hours. Well, I got a text as I was driving to work from Jenn, shes at home sick. Hmph two days without her, how rude, eh got over that pretty quick. Got out of my car to go sign in and get my radio when I hear someone whistling. I see Jenn's little friend, Marvin sitting on the curb whistling at me. Loser. I ( Read more... )

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This is what I don't understand. Men sit and question and whine that girls are only attracted to the mean guys, the guys who berate them and belittle them and don't appreciate them and don't want them; who use them for sex and think of little else than where their next conquest will be made. Men complain that they never meet nice girls, girls who ( Read more... )

Well yesterday we went swimming and tanning. Came home and had some yummy raviolis while watching home movies and the wizard of oz!! Love it. Hung around and ya, thats about it for yesterday ( Read more... )

Scanned in some pics from the concert and stuff last night. Put some on myspace. Gonna put on the rest in a blog later. Watched the season finale of Everwood. Such a good show. Went to bed ( Read more... )

Well. Woke up pretty early on Saturday, got ready. Took my bro to Jesses after pickin up the girls from Ellyns. Went to Jenns then GV. Had fun cutting our shirts to make them all tight n shit. Jenn made a cape, battan da na na na na na. Nother new nickname, Nik-a-licious. hah Jenn wrote it on the collar of my shirt. Its tight. Hung out and did the ( Read more... )