22 enchantments - voice -> text

[iknowmore]

I say, this is most...

[beep bop bip, switching to text because it's no use speaking when he can't enjoy the sound of his own voice]

Most exasperating. I clearly told the tailor a red waistcoat, but he's gone and made up a black one. You'd think I was going to a funeral. This not-hearing business is even worse than the constant floating

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[eiremagic]

Why do you still call him Grant, anyway?

[iknowmore]

I cannot bring myself to think of him by any other name. He shall always be Grant to me.

[eiremagic]

Does he even like it?

[iknowmore]

Why on earth wouldn't he?

[10shlling6pence]

A careless tailor to be certain--are you still looking to have said red waistcoat?

[iknowmore]

I am indeed, my good man. Are you a tailor?

[10shlling6pence]

As it is, yes! An accomplished one, if I may say so myself--Tarrant Hightopp, your servant, sir.

[iknowmore]

A pleasure to meet you, in that case! Christopher Chant. I've been wanting one or two things more than just a waistcoat, as it is.

B| all replies are text. there is no escape.

[iseemore]

Why red?

nooooooooooooooooooo

[iknowmore]

Why not?

8) conrad snickers....

[iseemore]

Some people think black is fancy.

>|!!

[iknowmore]

There's nothing wrong with a dash of colour.

...Grant, I think we should fit you for a suit.