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Jul 17, 2009 22:13

*everyone is learning how long it takes for different parts of a baby to develop*
Classmate: Wow... it takes a really long time to make a baby!
Eric: Well... not really. Probably like... 6, 7 minutes, tops. BD

( more sexcapades of eric. this post is more for my own enjoyment than anything else )

Comments 6

doctor_sasuke July 18 2009, 06:32:17 UTC

hi baby! remember me? ♥ :)

HE SOUNDS LIKE HE LIKES YOU. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN HE ASKS YOU OUT

ilandere123 July 18 2009, 06:39:50 UTC

how could i not remember you?
*tentatively humps*

WHAT WOULD I DO? PROBABLY DROP MY PANTS AND TELL HIM TO SUCK IT OR SMTH. BIG SURPRISSSEEEE

oni_bu July 18 2009, 07:08:49 UTC

Sounds like I'm gonna have to battle him for your body.

I will do it. I will kick his assssssssssssss. >: C
hahaha (seriously though, what a sweet [rather obnoxious] lad...)

ilandere123 July 18 2009, 07:17:38 UTC

AW MAN YOU'D WIN HANDS DOWN.
He's a smoker and a drinker and the gangliest fucking thing in the universe. He can hardly put up a fight with a light breeze.

PLUS FAVOURITISM COMPELS ME TO CHOSE YOU ANYWAYS. *private strip tease for you*

oni_bu July 18 2009, 07:23:58 UTC

*private me rubbing my body on yours for you*

That's good to hear because I'm BUFF and WILD like a stallion!

i feel kind of like Mr Hands right now ilandere123 July 18 2009, 07:27:37 UTC

and hung like one too huhuhu *strooookes*