IF you have a blow up fixure in your yard, i'm going to pop it.

go to your calendar and find the first entry ( Read more... )

Little something about holiday decorating ( Read more... )

heeeyyyy ( Read more... )

Soooo Myspace is a piece of shit, My JOBS a peice of shit, MSN is a piece of shit, my LIFES a piece of shit ( Read more... )

Last night i went to Jake's house for the first time since...well last New Year's Eve. And it was soooo nice and sooo weird b/c like, well i was there and Lacy. Me and Lacy are friends again, and we weren't for like a year...and she was, and me and katie and lindsay, and then NEELY called and SHE came over and it was like...WHOA. And then Nelly ( Read more... )

Katie and Lindsay invented the GAI language. Everytime you say "kthxbi" or any other form of that, or say something like...eye luv ew...thats GAI and collinsville high school is overrun with kids who think they're cool b/c they talk like that ( Read more... )

So its story time ( Read more... )

"i felt like an idiot walking around outside of the art museum snapping pictures of random pieces of the building because i know i looked like one of those assholes who think they're artsy because they can use a 35mm camera ( Read more... )

one time, i came home stoned
and i went to the bathroom in my parents room
then i over-estimated the swing of the door
and i walked into it.
It hurt