Mr. CruiZe and the Olsen TwinZ 4 ever and ever.

It's like that?
Thank you very much, Fuck you very much.

How to make a Lizzy
Ingredients:

3 parts friendliness

5 parts courage

3 parts joy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'll drop-kick you bitch.

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I forgot what I was going to update about.

I want a boyfriend that does the same thing that Mary-Jane does to me.
That'd be real cool.

REAL LAME JEREMY.
...real lame.
Is that for attention? Or something? Maybe?

Why's shit gotta be so complicated with you? FUN TIMES is all i want man.
CRAP!

Suck my cack.
mkaay?