[ Rule 07 ] [ Voice // English ]

[ilikesoap]

[The comm clicks on. Jack sounds tired when he speaks.]

I had the weirdest dream last night. No matter what I do I can't stop thinking about it.

[Pause to yawn. The poor guys sounds like he's been up all night. Which come to think of it, he kind of has.]

I've heard a lot of mumbo jumbo stuff over the years about dreams having meanings... but Unicorns

Comments

[axemeaquestion]

So you think a unicorn might have some super special meaning?

Hy

[ilikesoap]

I... No! Of course not!

I'm just a little curious as to why I dreamed about it.

It's kind of random, don't you think?

sup

[axemeaquestion]

[She has to laugh a bit.]

Some people get weird dreams. Friend of mine got worse.

Lmao. That wasnt meant to be there XD

[ilikesoap]

You have a point. I'm overthinking this aren't I.

[That Rochelle is laughing actually helps him relax. Their last encounter had been a little... strange after all.]

What did your friend dream to be stranger than that?

[hadalotofsugar]

Hmm... Unicorns. Either you want to be a pretty pretty princess, or the horn holds some kind of meaning for you.

[King's bullshitting again. But he hasn't bugged the guy in a while. He's waiting to see if he's talking to Tyler or Jack yet.]

[ilikesoap]

Oh ha ha.

[Dry tone is dry.]

Yeah for sure.

[hadalotofsugar]

[Dry tone doesn't put King off.]

Something about majesty and glory...? Or I could go with a penis joke.

[ilikesoap]

Yes King. It's all about the penis.

[He laughs.]

Where would I be without you to point these things out to me?

[pimp_hat]

Maybe it be meanin' joo should watch what joo eat befuh headin' to bed.

[ilikesoap]

That's some of the best advice I've heard since I got here.

[Amused.]

[pimp_hat]

I be full of good advice. Just nobody be listenin' to it.

[ilikesoap]

Well I'm listening.

Good advice is rare these days. We haven't met have we? I'm Jack.

[rdmcatpaw]

Well, what happened aside from 'unicorns'?

[ilikesoap]

Ah... A friend of mine was there and a few others.

[Actually just Kage and Tyler but he's not about to admit that.]

And then there was this song that I can't get out of my head.

[rdmcatpaw]

Well, that shouldn't be too bad. What song?

[ilikesoap]

I don't know what it's called. And really I don't think I want to.

It's kind of...corny.

[dukealla]

[Duke's voice is rather hissy today]

Could it be that you're simply afraid of Unicorns, sir?

[ilikesoap]

[Well that's a voice Jack hasn't heard before.]

It's possible, yeah. But there's no fear. It wasn't a nightmare or anything, just a weird dream.

[Pause.]

The dolphins were really annoying.

[dukealla]

Dolphins and Unicorns... was there, perhaps, a narwhal?

[ilikesoap]

[Snort of laughter.]

No sir. There was no narwhal.

[My goodness, doesn't he sound amused.]