[The comm clicks on to a slow exaggerated exhale.]

What in the fuck.

[It's not really a question. In the background the click of a lighter is heard. Tyler's just stepped out of his room and is looking at the cluttered hallway of Deck 12.]

Looks like the luggage compartment exploded. Heh.

[Hello vague amusement. How are you today?]

Someone want to ( Read more... )

Your Name: Xhan
Age: 22
Username: xhannay
Email: xhan23@hotmail.com
IM: AIM @ xhan23

Character Name: The Narrator (Jack) / Tyler Durden

( sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken )

 [The comm clicks on with a thump and a clatter, the video feed showing a lovely image of the roof. In the background, one might here the sound of footsteps, followed by the THUNK sound of someone hitting something with a large blunt object. Whatever it is that's being hit is orange in color and flies by the comm, splattering the lens with juice ( Read more... )

[The video feed kicks in with the image of Jack's face (or is it Tyler?). He grins at the comm, clearly up to something and with a few steps back spreads his arms in triumph. He is soaked from head to toe and the rain is pouring down.]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Robots and Vamps~  I give you... The Slide of Doom!

[That said, he shifts out of the way and ( Read more... )

[The comm clicks on and Tyler's voice is heard. He sounds a little bored, as evident by the lazy drawl.]

So you're gonna feed the girl to the dog. Nice work. Go passengers go. What's happening with Mr Pooch after he eats her? Lock him up in carnival as well?

[There's a russle in the background, followed by a loud crunch. Someone's got himself some ( Read more... )

[Jack's been hanging out in Crustacean Cove, keeping to himself and quietly enjoying the break. It's good to be able to walk around without having to worry about dying or being threatened or attacked by a fellow passenger. Holidays have never been his thing, but this? This is a nice change. He's a little leery about getting back on the boat, but ( Read more... )

Well would you look at all these new recruits! The Captain's been busy.

[The comm comes to life with a gentle click. Tyler's voice is strangely calm.]

Question of the day...

If you could fight anyone on this boat, excluding of course our amazing Captain, who would you fight?

It doesn't matter if it doesn't make sense. Say the first name that comes to mind.

[He's curious to see who responds and who doesn't.]

And, since I'm ( Read more... )

[The comm clicks on. Jack sounds tired when he speaks.]

I had the weirdest dream last night. No matter what I do I can't stop thinking about it.

[Pause to yawn. The poor guys sounds like he's been up all night. Which come to think of it, he kind of has.]

I've heard a lot of mumbo jumbo stuff over the years about dreams having meanings... but Unicorns ( Read more... )

[ Jack had awoken to candy hearts and a monkey plushie, as well as a box of truffles. The truffles have been set aside in favor of devouring the hearts and playing with the monkey. He's listened to the commotion on the comms for a bit and has decided to go for a walk.

But he couldn't possibly leave that cute little monkey behind, could he? Jack ( Read more... )