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[ Rule 09 ] [ 4TH WALL DAY] [ audio / common ]

Mar 21, 2010 12:53

Well would you look at all these new recruits! The Captain's been busy.

4th wall day, event, tyler

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uberlebender March 21 2010, 02:54:06 UTC

Captain's a great man, huh?

ilikesoap March 21 2010, 02:55:51 UTC

I never said that.

Though depending on the stock he's brought on board, he might be.

uberlebender March 21 2010, 02:58:01 UTC

He is. Trrrust me. How you doing, Uncle Tyler?

ilikesoap March 21 2010, 03:00:33 UTC

[And this here, is a pause.]

Aren't you a little old to be calling me that? Still, it's better than 'Baby Daddy'.

[WHOEVER YOU ARE.]

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illbestillalive March 21 2010, 03:19:39 UTC

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.

ilikesoap March 21 2010, 03:22:14 UTC

[Tyler chuckles. This is freaking amazing.]

And how'd you get this specimen, hm?

illbestillalive March 21 2010, 03:24:32 UTC

Before we start however, keep in mind that although fun

and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur. For your own safe•ty, and the safety of others, please refrain from ░▒▓▒░▓░▒▓░▒░░▓

I'm back.

oh my god you are amazing <33 ilikesoap March 21 2010, 03:29:58 UTC

I'm gonna fill in that blank myself and make my own rules, yeah?

Welcome back.

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bendyspine March 21 2010, 03:51:30 UTC

Uhm, where are we? Why are we on a boat? My name's Ellen!

ilikesoap March 21 2010, 04:09:01 UTC

Hello Ellen.

Congratulations, you've won yourself a one way trip on the M.S. Elegante.

bendyspine March 21 2010, 04:55:25 UTC

This is pretty cool!

[There's a pause as she pats herself, looking for... She shrieks.]

KOP KILLER!

ilikesoap March 21 2010, 05:02:57 UTC

WHAT? WHERE!?

[He has no idea what's going on but Tyler is more than happy to join in the panic.]

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somedayahero March 21 2010, 04:13:16 UTC

Recruits?

Recruits for what, exactly?

ilikesoap March 21 2010, 04:17:05 UTC

[Tyler chuckles.]

Now that, friend, is a very good question.

somedayahero March 21 2010, 04:25:34 UTC

Is it a question you're willing to shed some light on?

ilikesoap March 21 2010, 04:36:28 UTC

Isn't it obvious? You're on the boat.

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cantswitchoff March 21 2010, 04:25:18 UTC

And what, precisely, have I been recruited to, Mister...?

ilikesoap March 21 2010, 04:33:28 UTC

Durden. Tyler Durden.

The boat trip of a lifetime.

cantswitchoff March 21 2010, 04:49:14 UTC

... Highly amusing. Your real name?

[Nicholas Angel has not seen Fight Club.

But even he knows that Tyler Durden isn't real.]

ilikesoap March 21 2010, 04:54:42 UTC

Damn, you got me.

Alright. Bruce Willis.

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