no one gives me credit for telling the fucking truth. if you want me to lie, just say so!

i am SO tired of this STUPID cheetah girls commercial. if i ever hear someone say "cheetahlicious!!!!"GIGGLESMILELALALA i will really punch you in the face. maybe in the throat (a la katelyn) if i'm in a particularly bad mood. perhaps i should just not watch the disney channel at 2am every day.

i have never ever had this much trouble writing a paper, and i pull this shit all the time. i'm starting to question whether there's not something wrong with my brain functioning, because my speech felt all strange today too ( Read more... )

today i burned yet another supposedly simple meal. i quickly burned my skillet sensation but i think it was for the better because the little scorched noodle pieces made it like mongolian barbecue. YUM! i'll add that to my list of disgusting/inedible/things that taste "off" which includes almost every other thing i've cooked. THIS is the reason ( ( Read more... )

i went to my first nascar race today and i have to confess, i loved it. jets flew overhead and there were accents abound and i got to listen to the pit crews. cars hit the walls and there was smoke and fire. it was fantastic. and i really can't think of another place where it is appropriate outside of college to drink a forty that you bought from a ( Read more... )

corky is officially dead. succumbing to a bad molt, corky is survived by mister pipi, the other half of the original two (ps. he grew his leg back that fucker).


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this weekend was really fun, mostly because we saw UNCLE JESSE drumming for the beach boys!!! it was like being on full house!!!!!! towards the end of the show i had a brief moment of pure elation, a feeling i get every so often only when i'm having a really, really good time and i am completely happy. it's a good sign. things haven't been as ( Read more... )

so today wasn't as bad as i thought it was, but mostly because i didn't let myself face it. tomorrow i'm sure to be a wreck. he didn't look like himself at all, that kind of helped. i guess. LOTS of people came and i had a nice time chatting with everyone, a LOT of people loved my grandpa. i really appreciated everyone's visits ( Read more... )

i look like a crazy hobo and grimace is dead (crab death toll: 5) and he had mites and my brain is completely fried and i'm hungry. SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
i'm going to bed SUCKAS!

i'm feeling restless and bored. i am severely fatigued. i'm experiencing extreme highs and occasional lows. i am increasingly sensitive to smells. i get cold very easily. i learned how to knit and looked at cats by myself today. my joints hurt. what does it all mean ( Read more... )