Reasons the city sucks
1. It apparently doesn't want me to leave
2. Luis isn't here
3. It can't seem to let my fucking issues with Nephamael go away
4. Curses
5. Curses that turn me into a girl

Stupid curse, I'm already sick of it.

If I never see another rat again, I'll be really fucking happy about it. No offense to your rats Kaye, but I went to buy some chinese food and a rodent tried to declare war on my shoes.

Makes me happy we've got Dozey around to eat them.

I am so not going outside right now, not with all this shit happenning.

Kaye, think we've got enough supplies to last us a few days?

So...

Who else has a talking animal claiming they're your soul?

My name is Corinna.

Right.

A talking soul ferret.

Stop being such an asshole. You're only like this because Luis has been gone for months and you haven't gotten laid-

Goddamit! Shut up!

Very fucking funny, city.

Rainbow sherbert. Haha.

How many allusions is this place going to make about me during curses?

Holy fuck. Zombies.

I think I'm going to stay inside today. And maybe tommorow.

Kaye, Roiben I don't care where the fuck you are.

Get to the lifeboats!

If either of you drown-

Just get to them.

[ooc: He's freaking out, and having flashbacks to the fact that his sister drowned in the ocean. Strike is only viewable to Kaye]

Kaye, you better put my hair back to goddamn normal tommorow. I'm not even fucking joking, glamour might be gun to you but I do not do long hair.

I think I've seen this movie before, all the way down to the 'golly' the guy at the grocery store gave me when I told him to fuck off.

Hey, Kaye, think we should go ruin their wholesome values somehow?

You know how there's practically no one who likes visiting New Jersey, let alone like living there? I have a reason for it.

Faeries. And not gay guys either. The real flower picking, spell casting deal ( Read more... )