Fiction has beaten fact. That dumb motherfucking pretend cowboy pretend president cokehead stupid monkey faced bastard. Who the fuck does he think he fucking is, vetoing a bill that could help MILLIONS of people around the world because he thinks these little fucking balls of matter have the potential for life? This motherfucker needs to be ( Read more... )

Tom Brokoff just spent two hours on the Discovery channel with a program about global warming. It was just a simply thing that ol' Ann The Man would call junk science. That is, the scientific reality agreed upon by 99% of scientists. The program put all the junk crap they like to say, like its just natural warming, burn more gas, and just bitch ( Read more... )

I tell you kids, when it rains in texas, it fucking RAINS. You don't see this kind of downpour in NC, even during that flood we had it wasn't like this. Just a solid sheet of water coming down. Its also hot. While it rains. 90 and rain = death ( Read more... )

What my mother said to the tile guy on the phone while I was sitting nearby. "We have a crack in the tile ( Read more... )

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.  (Miss who? I miss being thin.)
× I don't watch much TV these days.  (I watch dvds, I guess that counts?)
✓ I own lots of books.

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Damn my visual crutch)
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.

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Banjo + Greg Graffin = Cold As The Clay. New Cd coming out next week. What does that mean? It means I already have it of course. It is more or less a tribute to the music that Graffin grew up with and influenced him. The first cd he did this with was an ok cd with 3 or 4 really good tracks. This cd is an amazing cd with 11 great tracks. Really ( Read more... )

New Rise Against CD came out TODAY!. What are you waiting fucking for? Its at Best Buy for like 7 bucks, and its worth 15. Go buy now! Then think about figuring out a way to go see them live.

I am now too hot. And Texas is having goddamn floods and its still too hot. What the fuck man, what the fuck. I did manage to hit up this local circuit city on sunday, when the clearance started, and I got Advance Wars DS, Meteos, and We Love Katamari. 8.96 each. Though both this one and the one in Asheville didn't have the game I really ( Read more... )

The Root Of All Evil. Dude goes out and calls religion fucking nuts. And its goddamn interesting. He talks to all these crazy fundamentalist people, and they hang themselves. The second part of the program he talks about faith as a virus, infecting children all over the world. Good stuff. Steal it off a torrent site.

Lemme set the stage. I am at work, talking with someone I know. I am saying how the recent events with our government not raising min. wage yet making sure to vote themselves a pay raise is pathetic, and how it has eliminated any faith I may have had left in the american system. Dude comes up. FAT dude, super man of bacon or something. "Boy, ( Read more... )