According to French gaming site Jeux Expo, Ubisoft's Michel Ancel has begun work on a sequel to Beyond Good & Evil. The original title featured a cliffhanger ending that demanded a second game. However, it was believed that plans for this sequel were cancelled because of poor sales of the first Beyond Good & Evil, despite critical acclaim. Jeux ( Read more... )

Yay! Oh god yay! I've managed to remove myself from this goddamned boat trip! I won't have to kill anyone! AYAY!

New random thought. Who would you want to be forced to wait your table? Not in the "Ah cool, Chow Yun-Fat" kind of way, in the "fuck you, I love that you are so poor that you now have to wait tables" kind of way ( Read more... )

Food Network is gonna air a new show called "Throwdown with Bobby Flay" where he comes to random people's doors and challanges them to a cooking contest. I would FUCKING LOVE if Flay came to my door. I'd be all "throwdown, bitch!" and then sock him in the nose.

Colbert asks "WTF Would Jesus Do?"

I'll tell you kids, I used to be unaffected by melatonin, but now that I've stripped my life of all the artificial shit and caffeine, its much more effective then it was. I'm having to take it because my insomnia has re-reared its head, and I need to get back on my sleep cycle. Now I'm almost ready to fall asleep typing and its not bed time yet ( Read more... )

Less then a year away before I leave this area. Depending on several factors it could be for good, or I might be a semi-regular visitor. Only if my parents move back up here though, otherwise I just don't have shit all for a reason to come back. You can't do much of what I'll be doing around here. Here just keeps making it easier to leave ( Read more... )

yesterday night I was getting some food at the ingles place after work, and I was called a heathen. I was passing these two middle aged redneck women, and they were packing 6 24 packs of soda and 4 crates of water into their truck. I asked them if they were having a party or if the world was ending. Surprisingly, they told me the world was ( Read more... )

not to pay bills though, cause you don't have to pay taxes baby

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P.S. I fucking hate Robertson so goddamn much it makes my side hurt.

Heath's drunken blue cheese burgers. Meat with spices and a little good beer mixed in, with some blue cheese inside, cooked till cheese is melted. Serve with remaining beer.
Also, somehow, I sat on my balls today getting into my car. Not sure how many people have ever done that, but there it is.