What happened last night?

Time, myke, tom....argh..god help me...

Why doesnt any one love me enough to get me a fucking Burger King!! I hate all of you now..

*Pisses on himself*

I dont want to be a lamp!

You are not a real fucking man if you wear tight pants,
Your not a fucking real man if you wear eyeliner,
Your not a real mother fucking man if you kiss other guys,
You’re a real fucking “man” when your not immature to follow guidelines set out by other pricks!

I would like to update you all im about to go for a shit ^_^

....Take care all.

Waking up in people's beds....

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

Reply here, then post the above line in your own journal

Random thought: Wonder what its like shoving a tooth brush in your ass....Hmm