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[illbeaknight]

you know there is no point in being in the great hall if THERE IS NOT FOOD. it's a very false promise to lead me here and make me sit and listen to the bloody idiot if there isn't even TART or something

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[mynamesnotzach]

This is such utter bollocks.

[illbeaknight]

OH I AGREE. VOTE WEASLEY!

his hat is tipped funny. i hope it falls off.

[mynamesnotzach]

PFFT, BONES!

Someone should knock it off his head.

[illbeaknight]

i bet you...six sickles and a button that you won't.

[whatherocomplex]

I think that was the fifth time this minute he's adjusted his tie.

I sort of love these journals, they're brilliant.

[illbeaknight]

is it just me or is he sweating?

they are especially brilliant for making fun of POMPOUS SPEECH MAKERS.

[whatherocomplex]

Hahahaha, like a pig

Wow. Professor McGonagall just walked by and saw this journal open and didn't even say anything.

Ugh. This is just utter bollocks. Can you believe what he's saying? "National Defense is our highest priority, with the return of You Know Who"--where was this priority LAST YEAR??? When that bastard was walking around practically unchecked!!

[illbeaknight]

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE SUPREME HIGH-COMMANDER'S JUDGEMENT MISTER POTTER?!?!?!

he was very busy. very busy. you know, it's very tiring being the LEAST INFORMED MAN IN THE WIZARDING WORLD i suspect it takes all of his strength.

and probably lots of percy's. git.

[footballsbetter]

Did his voice just squeak?

Oh, this is too good.

[illbeaknight]

hahaha! you wouldn't happen to remember the ferret spell would you?

[footballsbetter]

Where's Hermione when we need her?

Ah! He did it again. That's it, I'm taking count. And I will personally do the essays of anyone who can knock that bloody hat off his head. And then we can all not elect him because, well, who would elect a man without a hat?

I know I wouldn't.

[illbeaknight]

having a hat is very important to political acceptance. my dad always wears a hat, VOTE WEASLEY!

and i don't know where she is. wherever it is, she is clearly NOT having fun and NOT passing notes and NOT approving of my very illegal use of the natters.

and i am wearing zacharias down, although it would be good to have someone do my essays, but the real question is d'you know anymore than i do about snapping petunias?

[quodpotsucks]

Who's reflecting the sunlight off their watch into his face?

[illbeaknight]

I DON'T KNOW BUT THE BLINKING IS HILARIOUS!

[quodpotsucks]

It's pretty great.

[iamfinereally]

That is so immature, Michael.

[iamfinereally]

STOP GIGGLING! He's doing questions now.
I need to hear these.

[whoneedssocks]

What for? You can read the papers for his bit of rubbish.

[footballsbetter]

Twenty sickles says they all leave out "Minister Fudge, why are you such a prat?"

PHWOAR, Zacharias! GOOD ON YOU!!!

[whoneedssocks]

Ten more on that says they paint him righteously indignant with chin lifted, as opposed to the bumbling idiot he is now.