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[illiniassassin]

Since it's pretty much official

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[zizander]

Just pilfer a wooden park bench and sleep on that. It'll be better for you back.

[tickytac]

you need to get one of these fancy new air mattresses that is the same height as a bed. My mom said they have them at Menards or something for like $40. When is the moving party?

[jaredshelb]

Hey Jacob, you don't happen to be the Illini fan that comments under the name "Assassin" on Deadspin, do you?

[illiniassassin]

yes sir.

[jaredshelb]

Wow, lucky you, scoring a Deadspin commenting account. Seems like they're pretty protective of those.

[illiniassassin]

I requested it from Will to yell at an Iowa fan talking shit.

being the good Illini grad he is, he let me do it.