Sporktastic stuff!!!

[illumnaughty]

So, I‘m sure if you’re actually reading this, you were aware my last sporking didn’t go all too well(my memory’s a little hazy, but I’m pretty sure the entire earth exploded.) So I thought I’d try again with something marginally less offensive to the senses but just as ball-draggingly stupid. I bring you the salty sequel to Artemis’s Lover!

Comments

[angel_katchan]

Your comments are gold. Convlusioning is my new favourite word. I am going to have nightmares tonight. and I kind of can't wait to see the next part to see your sporking.

[illumnaughty]

Thanks! I might try the next fic in the series, if I can find it. I have a hankering for a bit of vintage Ranma badfic, though.

[pouncewhisper]

This is...this...

...

I'm going to have nightmares about dildo wielding cats...

[illumnaughty]

I just can't get over how this is supposed to work. I mean, how is she thrusting-is she using her mouth to-I mean, she has no thumbs-

GAAAAAAH THIS IS NOT SOMETHING MAN WAS MEANT TO THINK OF!!!

[morganite]

When you put it like that, it kind of makes me want to photoshop together a dildo-wielding cat userpic.

On the other hand, I'm lazy and it probably breaks my rules on userpics, so maybe not.

[duster]

"wow, not only is he an hermaphrodite, but a SAIYA-JIN AS well"

I died. I died laughing. I think this one deserves a spot in the badfic quote hall of fame.