Illusion Bomb: want to hear a horrible anecdote about Donkey Kong Country ( Read more... )

Illusion Bomb: you are adhering to the traditional definition of bro ( Read more... )

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Krystie and I had a good talk at two in the morning about a certain boy I like a lot and don't anticipate anything happening with. It went something like this:

Jarred: Waaaaaaaaaaah.
Krystie: There, there.

I'd say it was a pretty productive conversation.

DON'T GO TO DAVIS, KRYSTIE, FUCK YOU

I am making a new oath.

For this year, the rest of it anyway, I will buy one Criterion DVD each month.

December (07) - 8 1/2 ( Read more... )

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I'm reading an essay on In The Mood For Love on the Criterion website while listening to Regina Spektor.

I'm SUCH an individual.

Oh, and:

Illusion Bomb: what a repressed douche
Illusion Bomb: masturbating is sooo fun
N1b5t19e: why I'm doing it now
Illusion Bomb: can I touch it?
N1b5t19e: fuck no

After showing my grandma Away From Her she told me that my stillwater runs deep.

Take a lesson in complimenting from my grandma 'cause she's fuckin' baller status at it.

Good night, sweet prince.


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FUCK YOU EDITH PIAF FOR LIVING AN INTERESTING LIFE