I met Jen Kirkman last night ( Read more... )

You think the Super Target bro will like me now?


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I finally did stand-up. I finally did it. I went to the open mic at the LA Improv and let me tell you ( Read more... )

I came out at work a little while ago.

Since then, three girls have asked me to go shopping with them for clothes. They say it's because I have good taste. I suspect that they have more, shall I say, gay reasons.

One girl's pet name for me now is "Gay Boy" which she thinks is hilarious.

Do I really have no other defining qualities?

(nope)

The waiter at Denny's was too cute and I can't get over how I completely pussied out and didn't ask him out or anything. I'm too afraid of rejection. I'll be alone forever. When will my love ever be soular powered?

Julie and I are starting a synthpop band where we will play robots that want to dominate the world...

...in every single song.

Our first single will be called Gumdrop Holocaust. Expect that shit to hit by the end of the month. This band will be epic.

I feel like I've become a boring person. Today was awful. Guilt is awful.

So, there's this really cute Asian boy at work that works in the fast food section of the store. I told my friend that I thought he was a total dreamboat so she went and told him, "So, if you were gay, there would be someone here who is attracted to you." His first reaction was, "Who is it? I want to hit something. Who is it?" And she didn't tell ( Read more... )

Yikes, when did all the cool people get so lame?

Has there been a group rush to be as pretend-deep for as long as possible or is this just a college phase?

I guess I'm just too superficial and stuff. Oh well. I can always make out with pictures of Darin on my monitor while I miss out on existential circle-jerks.


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December 15th is coming along nicely. 62 pages in. I'm trying not to bite too much off of Woody Allen and Neil Labute so it takes a lot of editing to make the tone more cohesive. I've been getting good response from Rola and Tim. I'm terrified to show it to someone more critical though.

Just watched The Shape of Things again. Still amazing.