$1860 spent on Lasik. Painless procedure, my ass. I felt like Alex in A Clockwork Orange. Endless eye drops combined with lovely, lovely Ludwig Van. Plus I have to wear sunglasses outside, whenever I'm outside and take three different eye drops four times a day, all for an entire month ( Read more... )

Do you ever just come home and want to watch Man on the Moon until you realize that the only copy you have is on VHS which causes you to explode with rage at the primitive thought of using VHS?

I did tonight.

Abu dhabi abi dabua. :(

HEY!

Never forget.

Oh man, Across the Universe looks so awful. It's like Rent with Beatles lyrics. All the music elitists HAVE to accept it though because it's the Beatles, right?

Never have I been so happy to not give a damn about the Beatles.

I have a horrible foreboding feeling that I'm going to get fired from Super Target ( Read more... )

I don't think there has ever been a more unappealing commercial for a movie than the one that was made for the upcoming Scarlett Johannson vehicle The Nanny Diaries.

Also, I really like that Rihanna song "Umbrella." Yeah, I'll say it for you.

GAY

Fun with Craigslist


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I have officially bought a comedy notebook. Now we're cooking.

Ya know, if I believed in God and was narcissistic enough, I'd think that He was trying to send me a message that I shouldn't do stand-up. I went to the Open Mic Night at RCC's Riverside campus - turns out the place is completely abandoned. I guess they stopped doing the Open Mic Night awhile ago because there was NO ONE there. Not even security ( Read more... )

That was the weirdest fucking thing I've ever been to. And I've been to some weird things. I don't think my irreverence was welcome.