word to the wise-

[illusion_safety]

never replace the milk in cheerios and milk with mountain dew. i mean, i ate half the bowl, cause i didn't want it to go to waste, but trust me. you'll die a little inside with each bite.

Comments

[leche_con_carne]

why the hell would you even think of doing that?

[illusion_safety]

i ran out of milk and there was nothing to eat in the house, so i thought to myself: fuck it.

[leche_con_carne]

and dry cereal is never an option.

[illusion_safety]

well, i had already opened the dew, and i was planning on drinking it and eating the cereal dry, so i didn't think it would make too much of a taste difference if i put them together...
yeah, i know, i'm dumb most times.

[timesignatures]

ugh! or with orange juice!
i did that once, out of curiosity, and my dad walked in and said, "nora, that's revolting! you are definitely not going to eat that all. you're going to eat a bit, and then throw it away. what a waste."
and then i got all pissy and defensive, and ate this disgusting mass of orange juice and cheerios just to prove myself.
NEVER AGAIN

[illusion_safety]

its mostly the uttermost offensive thing to ever be tasted.

[squirrelhawk]

(Tries not to throw up at thought)

Doesn't sound too bad....

(throws up)

*cough*