Via Text Messaging:

CD: Feeling better
(me): I finally have some energy...first day this week...still coughing tho
CD: Awww anything i can do
(me): Get me out of having to go to a wedding tonight...or a reason to leave early
CD: Ok done you want to go see a movie or something you can leave early but thats just a suggestion we can chill too up ( Read more... )

I've been out of the office sick all week. This is my first day back. Not feeling too great either. Oh well. What can I do? I asked me boss if he could count the 3 days I missed this week as vacation days since I've already missed them and cannot afford for them not to be on my paycheck. Said he'd see about learning how to back into that, ( Read more... )

OK, I have 20 minutes till I get out of here. I'm bored, have music pumping in my head and I need to get me some. I don't understand why I'm so horny at work. I'm just looking at freaking cubicle walls, if that's even what you would call them. I need sex ( Read more... )

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb ( Read more... )

Thursday

Me and Lauren went to Keystones and shot some pool. Jason ended up being out there and I got to see him for a few and introduce him to Lauren. Me and Lauren got plastered this night. Oh yes. I wanted food, but she didn't want to go all the way down to the Super Popeye's, so we went to KFC. KFC is gross. The mashed potatoes and gravy ( Read more... )

Pop that ass, pop that ass, you hoes pop that ass...

I keep imagining a wall covered with guys leaning against it popping there bubble booties at me. I love a man who can twirk it.

IF YOU CAN'T TWIRK IT, MOSTLY LIKELY YOU CAN'T WORK IT!!!!

Yeah, I'm horrible. I know. At least I hide my piggish perverted instincts most of the time.

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My tummy is full and I want to go to sleep.

Work sux!!!! I'm ready for my 4 day weekend now! Only thing is most everyone is going to be busy with shit. :( I have a few back-up plans though.

Did I mention I'm sleepy?

Today is my official one year anniversary at my job. My boss is no where to be found. But that's ok.

Mom and Dianne took me to Cafe Armand for lunch. Chicken Alfredo. Yum. I'm stuffed and don't feel like working anymore. I keep telling myself, just till Thursday, but in reality, I really want Thursday off too.