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[illwritemyheart]

hey girls. i would like you all to know you are idiots. every girl i've ever met in my life loves assholes. no matter what you say, you do. everytime a guy decides not to be a jerk and treat a girl right and all that shit we get duffed. i've put this to the test and it reigns true. way to goooo

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[novemberwater]

Ryan I'd like you to meet Sam Whitehouse(me). haha. Although you and are won't ever date, but Scott's an asshole to everyone but me. and Iiii like it.

[illwritemyheart]

i know. it's rare. i should have excluded you. haha

[hello_dearest_]

hey. i disagree with that statement. all girls aren't idiots.
because i am not an idiot! and i think you know that. thanks. :)

dear ryryfathead

[bluestartheory]

dear ryry fathead,

i would like to formally apologize for our breakup sophomore year in high school approximately 7 years ago... i was young and foolish (but to be fair we were like sean and cara and super awkward). its true, girls love assholes... the next girl you like you should go and punch her in the face, she'll be yours forever.

yours truly,
an idiot girl

ps: i think you should ask more girls out by writing on your hand...

[anotherwar]

haha such a true statement.

-chelsey