[If you happen to pick up the phone around this time, you'll hear a strange sound coming through. It goes on for a while, and then whoever was making it hangs up.
tl;dr: RambleilmeganekkoNovember 8 2009, 05:52:03 UTC
[You'll be sorry you said that.]
Well, you're in a place called Mayfield. There was an election earlier, and the person who was mayor before was replaced with the guy who used to be the milkman. Some time before I came here, he put things in the milk and orange juice he delivered. Teeth, blood, poison, bugs...
There are a lot of strange people here. Robots, talking cats, people who think they're countries, animal-people, Pokemon, people who can do magic, people from other universes or worlds; it's pretty diverse. Not everyone here is friendly, so you have to be careful about who you hang out with.
Here, you're forced into a family group; there's a mother, a father, two children, and sometimes a pet. If they don't have enough people to fill the house, a drone is used. They're like people, but not really. If they think Mayfield's the greatest thing on earth, they're a drone.
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The phone made a strange sound and then disconnected... I think it's broken.
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Maybe it's haunted.
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An alien trying to communicate with us?
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Well, you're in a place called Mayfield. There was an election earlier, and the person who was mayor before was replaced with the guy who used to be the milkman. Some time before I came here, he put things in the milk and orange juice he delivered. Teeth, blood, poison, bugs...
There are a lot of strange people here. Robots, talking cats, people who think they're countries, animal-people, Pokemon, people who can do magic, people from other universes or worlds; it's pretty diverse. Not everyone here is friendly, so you have to be careful about who you hang out with.
Here, you're forced into a family group; there's a mother, a father, two children, and sometimes a pet. If they don't have enough people to fill the house, a drone is used. They're like people, but not really. If they think Mayfield's the greatest thing on earth, they're a drone.
Hmm... what else...
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Hello?
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... um, were you making that noise?
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You're no fun.
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Hmm...? Who's tired? I didn't say anything.
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Hmm...? Who's there?
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Are you new here?
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