So today while perusing various literary blogs instead of listening to more important lectures, I stumbled across a link on publishersweekly.com about voting for 2007's Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year. I found some pretty awesome past winners:

1978 Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice- Various Authors ( Read more... )

aaaaand my right hand, the very necessary one, is broken in 3 places. Happy Birthday Sarah! Good luck on those essay tests! Sweet cast from your fingers to your fucking elbow!

Last night involved me hitting a curb and flying over the handlebars and managing to land almost solely on my right hand. Now I have sausages for fingers, it's fixed in a Quasimodo-like position, and I think something is broken.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER DRINK THIS.

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What an indescribably insane night. Indesribable because most of you would smack me in the face if you knew why.

I'm leaving for Detroit tomorrow or thursday. I'm missing my test on friday, I really hope I can make it up. My grandfather's about to die.

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