ninety-six tears, crycrycry

[ilostmyshoe]

While I write my grizzly bear paper in the UGL, slightly panicking because the geography lab doesn’t seem to be open and my project is due tomorrow and whywon’tanybodyemailmebackaboutthis, I find myself distracted. Somebody on the bus was talking about what their day would be like if everybody was replaced by celebrities, so kind of going off of

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[jack_death]

Honestly, though, how creepy would it be if you were brushing your teeth and then in the mirror you saw me throw the shower curtain aside and start singing Multiply really loudly. You'd be so terrified! It would be amazing!

[ilostmyshoe]

that would indeed be terrifying... and yet after the initial shock it would turn into the most fabulous morning of my life.

omg you would totally be lurking in my bathroom/bedroom if you knew adam brody was going to be there waking me up.

[jack_death]

That's what I'm talkin bout. Naked.

[ilostmyshoe]

actually, this entire entry was supposed to take place in complete nudity. i should have mentioned that... but i guess anything that begins with adam brody + me + my bed implies nudity, and anybody who doesn't assume so is a damned fool! i'm glad we're on the same page.

[arnold_philips]

i want to do this

[ilostmyshoe]

i'll pass everybody on to you when i'm done.

ha ha sloppy seconds

[arnold_philips]

you're on DVR probation, little missy

[ilostmyshoe]

f that! dvr has always loved me more. you'll see.

[eight_line_poem]

FUCK YEAH DAVID BOWIE! I know you included him for me, you truly are my best friend!

[ilostmyshoe]

you were definitely on the brain when i typed that..

that, and suffragette city has been stuck in my head.