Dream I had last night

[ilovecocaine]

I'm back at the golf course, finishing out my last week...the week I never actually finished. The day seems typical minus a lot of fucked up things that seem to make perfect sense at the time. After the day is over, I give the two rookies advice on how to have safer sex with their genital herpes, I recommend valtrex

Comments

[wundermuffin]

your dreams are ridiculous and part of the reason why you're so lovable.

[ilovecocaine]

personally, i thought i was lovable because of my boyish good looks and subtle charm... actually, i don't believe that at all.

sometimes i think if it weren't for my dreams and my insanity, i'd lead a fairly boring life.

[wundermuffin]

hey, i did say part of the reason. your boyish good looks are pretty important. i wouldn't say your charm is subtle though.

insanity definitely makes for a more interesting life, though.

[gogar]

I bet that if you wrote down all your dreams, you could make a book of short stories or something.

[ilovecocaine]

that's actually not a bad idea, maybe it'll give me some sort of side project to work on over the next couple (or many) years.

[thats_spoopy]

you actually have to have a project in order to have a side project, homo.

[ilovecocaine]

hey, shouldn't you be having sex in bathrooms or something?

[caerrie]

wow.

[ilovecocaine]

i'm just a crackhead i guess.

you enter a lot of my dreams in one form or another.