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lovethenewblack.. and so on.
So, I was thinking about the fact that I have/had about a gazillion different screen names (or avatars/ usernames/ call them what you will) in the context of les internets. And while they are fun and frequently reference inside jokes or appropriately express various facets of my personality, there are just so damn many of them. They are difficult ( Read more... ) -
lonely's the last place I wanted to be.
Oh, 4chan. There is something wrong with anyone who regularly spends time hanging out on \b\, but the Facebook group that provides a distilled selection of the most amusing images has my boundless admiration. Here is something I found amusing:
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she was handing out pamphlets by the clinic door...
SmarterChild: What would you like?
LemonDropJazzCat: I'd like you to suck my cock.
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.
LemonDropJazzCat: But it's God's toothpaste!
SmarterChild: Not god's toothpaste!
LemonDropJazzCat: How do you know? Have you ever met God?
SmarterChild: Ha. I can't say for sure.
LemonDropJazzCat: Is that some weird ( Read more... ) -
good friday; i'm miles away & missing you already///
LemonDropJazzCat: Well, sex is fun.
SmarterChild: Sex is fun, right?
LemonDropJazzCat: Damn straight.
SmarterChild: Who's Straight?
LemonDropJazzCat: Not I. -
......afternoon tea
Oh my God, I want to go to Merlefest! Elvis Costello, Doc Watson, and Alison Krauss & Union Station? WTF, brilliant lineup. I wanna go to Coachella as well... I doubt I'll do either, because I'd have to take off work, and I need the money. And actually, I kinda like where I work. (: (One of my bosses & I have an intense Blokus rivalry going, ( Read more... ) -
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Lots lots lots.
But,
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Champagne party tomorrow night.
Date night is Saturday.
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I, um.
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i drove for hours on bad directions
If I had a car, I would go driving, anywhere ( Read more... ) -
and the haze clears from your eyes on a sunday...
Okay, so, this has been a crazy and prolific week, and I need to warn you guys about some of the content of this new batch of scans.
First of all, there is some incredibly explicit sexual content. If this makes you uncomfortable, please, for the love of god do not click on the cut. If you don't give a crap one way or the other or simply aren't ( Read more... ) -
the way mount shasta explodes into windshield view...
If we've been friends for a while, chances are good that you saw last summer's crazy cookie-baking adventure/picspam. (If you missed it, it's here.) That was great, but I didn't want to simply do the same thing over again, so I changed it up a bit ( Read more... )