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why do we celebrate thanksgiving. Its the time when we came here and ate with the natives, right before we slaughtered them. We dont celebrate the day that Adolf Hitler invaded Poland. Why the bias? Lets take the Indians casionos and call it manifest destiny.

here is a turkey i made for you:


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i saw a "poll" that was taken nation wide to adress what females think is the number one most important quality in a man. the result showed that almost all females say that the thing that they look most for in a male is "a sense of humor". in related news, jennifer aniston has filed for divorce with brad pitt, and has ran away with carrot top.


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i kno many of u are wondering what goes on in the mind of steve. well alas here it is in bullet format ( Read more... )

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stairway to heaven is the musical representation of an orgasm.

each increase in intensity is accompanied with hightened and long awaited satisfaction. ultimately these increases lead up to a vehement and stimulating climax. its like a brain orgasm, thats why everybody likes it. thought i'd share that.

oh and theres this too:

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well did the shit hit the fan on fri. i believe it did. but i had a good time. btw ppl who always get thier panties in a bundle....stop getting ur panties in a bundle. "blah blah blah it was so stressfull blah blah blah". ya kinda like that like lol. i accidentally broke a light, that was funny. me and billy were laughin our asses off while i was " ( Read more... )

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