Long time, no text ( Read more... )

Felt like updating the friends list on here and MySpace. Much to my surprise, I only had to delete, and of that, I only had to delete one on here and two on MS. Oh, I updated my website link on here...rue in the happiness of Bob Odenkirk and David Cross ( Read more... )

You know what's not fun?

Swerving off of the road and nearly flipping your car in a cornfield. Damn people who can't pass someone then get back on THEIR side of the road.

Whoa, two posts in a 24-hour period ( Read more... )

ATTENTION: If you read this and you're not doing anything on the week surrounding New Year's Eve, and you like to laugh viciously, let me know. (Hint: "blue jeans that are hiding something" will be involved ( Read more... )

http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=5998775

144. Since 2001, Eiffel 65 have been comparing every single song they hear to their own 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)', then giving it a score between -1 and -10 based on how much worse it is than 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)'. Currently leading is Freeland's 'We Want Your Soul', with a score of -7.628.

http://metrochicago.com/shows/

Read that, and give me three good reasons why I shouldn't move to a tent outside of the Metro.

Does anyone else pee themselves when they're driving down a road full of cars, look at their speedometer, and see that they're going 90 in a 55 MPH zone?

Note to people named Richard: We get it, your shortened name is "Dick". Ha Ha. Find a new joke. *I need to clear room for other things to get jammed down my throat.

*With comments like these, no ( Read more... )

Dear VH1 ( Read more... )

I've listened to the entire Harvey Danger album. Way, way cool. "Little Round Mirrors" is the stand-out track. Listen to it three times, and it WILL become your new favorite song ever ( Read more... )