.my god.

[ilovefunnycoats]

I've been away on very important business lately, and decided to check this thing on a whim, and my god, did I miss a lot. Between sex-crazed parties, random things blowing up, and the Virgin going insane, I'm not sure where to catch up

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[bob_the_trout]

I've been hard at work thwapping sense into stupid people!

[obey_or_i_shoot]

I assume you've noticed the male pregnancies.

Mary declared April Fools Day, despite the fact that it was three months ago. Chaos ensued.

I had a bit of a mental breakdown, but I think I'm better now. All my energy is focused on destroying Mary.