Sonata Arctica \m/!!!


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I wonder what it feels like to be a dog who smells another dog in heat in his neighborhood and is formulating his escape plan to get some bitch preggers but is suddenly dragged off to the vet and feels a sharp pain in his leg then he can't feel his legs and feels nothing but the pressure of the veternarians hand on his thighs as a knife swipes down ( Read more... )

College peeves


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This is from a messageboard, not my own story, but hilarious nonethelessThe last day I ever worked retail (oh god I hope that's true....) I had a real gem of a customer. I had sold him a PS2 controller that, he claimed in a call later that evening, was defective. It also happened to be the last PS2 controller we had. I told him that I could arrange ( Read more... )

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
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teh marxx0rz left his lj logged in on my compy.

TEH OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!

p.s. i am in loooove with him!!

I just got a spam in my mailbox that had no subject or links to any sites or blatant advertisements. It simply said, in the body of the message, indented once ( Read more... )

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