Quotes I (try to) live by:

Politicians: 
"Do what you can, where you are, with what you have" - Teddy Roosevelt
"I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends" - Barack Obama
"People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be" - Abraham Lincoln
"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing" - Benjamin Franklin
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"If it smells like a ho, looks like a ho, tastes like a ho... its probably a ho" - Becky "Buckwild" Johnson via Charm School

"If you throw up on the table, you throw up on the table, and that's that" - Ian Smith

"I can't believe I'm on top of you" - Aaron A.

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