mmmmmm... i feel good hehe

wavy gravy
i asked him to stay he
left without so much as a glance
he left to fuck miss fancy pants

yeah

wobble wobble <--- this makes me think of Brian Cooley, KHS 2002 Sr. Class President... i don't know why i wrote all that... cuz he sang that ...wobble wobble shake it shake it.... song and act all ghetto-silly ( Read more... )

i have mono and i have been up all night because brad has been snoring. now we are going to niki's so i can get oatmeal and then we are going to smoke a joint in the hopes that i will finally get a good night (morning) of sleep ( Read more... )

today's my mom's and my grandpa's birthday. not the dead one though.

just kidding.

dear bradley james, do you know what a month ago today was? i don't think you remembered you fat fucking whore. we're over.

i pooped yesterday at work. that was fun. i love colleen catherine mcbrien more than your mom because she gives better oral. i left my shoes at the motel. fuck fuck shit fuck. i want to get wizasted tonite. brad just stepped on my foot. not once but twice. whatabitch. i was sleepy as hell at work earlier so d-money (he hates when i call him that) ( Read more... )

i'm extremely irritated and very fucking upset right now. so don't fucking fuck with me today you fucking fucks or i'll fuck you up. bitch.

towelie is the epitome of cool.

that is all.

mmmmmm... poop.

towelie is my hero.