i have a new journal, your_old_flame so add me to your friends list if you want... i already added everyone that has me listed so if you don't want to be on my list or if i missed someone, leave a comment here. i'm still gonna use this journal for shit that i don't care if everyone in the world sees, and the new one is gonna be friends only.

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how did the beaver song go? i can't remember the first part of it.

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 captaincautiouss a-gyrating.11 detroitbettys a-drumming.10 greekprincesss a-tickling.9 hollywoodtinas a-bowing.8 iloveshrubberys a-listening.7 lil_legss a-wailing.6 matinas a-posting.5 amethyst reinderchesecaks.4 raving seinfeldfanatics.3 Swedish spicysugars.2 parakeet tarrymcbarrys.And a ( Read more... )

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dickhead!!!!!

lying in my plastic bed thinking how things weren't so cool to me
my baby likes to shoot pool
i like lying naked in my bedroom
tying off that dinosaur tonight
used to be so cool
but now i've got the needle
and i can shake but i can't bleed
take it away but i want more and more
one day i'm gonna lose the war

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i went to get a new phone plan today and they told me it would be an $800 security deposit. i said, "fuck you, mr. at&t man!" and he said, "ok, the back room's over there." then i sucker punched him and he fell to the ground. i kicked him in the face and stomach a few times, and then said, "don't get fresh with me, mr ( Read more... )