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Come to Discoball to hear the musical stylings of DJ Korbyn. I'll be in town for one night only, so get your tickets before it's too late!

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Hi, my name is Korbyn and I am a 21 year old college senior(kinda) in need of a date for Phi Tau formal on March 5th, 2005. I am looking for a lovely young lady who will enjoy an evening filled with, but not limited to; dancing, a pleasent meal, slightly intellectual conversation, more dancing, and most importantly fun. A romantic interest in me is ( Read more... )

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General asshats, The Pope
Circle I Limbo

Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Girls that know that they are hot
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Phonies
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So I have no idea how the party was because the PDC (Me, Patrones, and Dr. T) drank a 1.75 of Jack in under an hour and a half. Woof. Needless to say I am not in the drinking shape I once was, and my night was over before 11 because of it. So I hope the party went well, cause I really missed it. Sorry to any of the boys if I was an ass while drunk ( Read more... )

Bored, bored, stuff, whining, woof ( Read more... )

So for the last several nights I have had dreams which have incorporated ex girlfriends, some from way back. I wonder if this has any sort of significance in my life right now. Maybe my sub-conscience is now smacking me in the face with my lack of a significant other, sort of like what my conscience has been doing for quite awhile now. Dating is ( Read more... )

So life as a non college student is totally drab. I wake up early, take my little brother to school, go to work, stock shelves for 8 hours or so, then come home, go to the gym, return home, re-heat my dinner, play some Madden, then go to bed. If you think going to class or your easy on-campus job is boresome and tiing, just wait. Everyone in my ( Read more... )