OMH. You can use it as a security thing. Have them walk behind you, and if someone comes up to attack you from behind, startle the goat and it'll fall over and trip your attacker!!!
YES. This is a perfect, perfect plan. I can just like... always walk around with an umbrella and every time one of those attack-fuckers try to come at me, I just pull the umbrella out and SEND IT RIGHT AT THEM like a bowling ball.
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I want one!
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Oh girl. You're giving me world-dominating ideas.
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Hey btw, did you see the new season 3 poster for Chuck? AWESOME.
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WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU????????
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Go here instantly! Then marvel :D
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Dude, the package was so worth it to see some joy on your face. Omg, I want mini M&Ms now. Instead I have crappy donuts.
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SHEEP IZ STUPIDZ, YO. At least they're not talkin' Turkey though. xD
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