lets see!

POOPS!
VAG BLOOD!
snots!

thank god i am a member of too_Much_info

speaking of:

i have this BAD gas, the kind where it leaves a SHARP pain in your side...and you can feel the pain slowly move fron one side to another as it goes through your intestines..ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FART BUT SOMETHING IS BLOCKING THE FART! I CAN'T!