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turkituck wrote in too_much_info Dec 24, 2016 23:49

Twas the night before Xmas
And in our marriage bed
Thick clouds of egg farts
Hung over our heads
My husband loves egg nog,
and I like them deviled
So between the two of us,
I'm glad the house wasn't leveled!

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commiesattack wrote in too_much_info Jan 20, 2016 21:00

I'm a straight male and I wish I was a woman. I wanna go through sex re-assignment surgery. How many heterosexual males go through sex re-assignment surgery?

Inside a Coconut

cingulus wrote in too_much_info Dec 23, 2015 19:34

I just noticed that when I don't shake the coconut milk enough, it comes out in thin squirts and little chunks of cream, like what came out of my wife's breast when I cured her mastitis with suction.

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Vag Bubbles

mistresswolf wrote in too_much_info Sep 25, 2015 12:43

Just got my period and... vag bubbles. So gross. I can never tell if it is just air or if clots are coming out (past the tampon) so I constantly have to check. *whines*

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callmekutch wrote in too_much_info Apr 11, 2015 14:17

( i cut my toe. )

bruises, blood

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Ugh.

cielamara wrote in too_much_info Apr 10, 2015 14:53

So last weekend I was dead to the world and my dad came in to wake me up for our usual Saturday father-daughter shopping excursion. He gave me my breakfast and left, and as I was rolling over all groggy-like, I noticed that my leg felt...wet. And my shorts (I was wearing those super-comfy dude basketball shorts) were wet. Like clinging to my leg ( Read more... )

pee, blood, bodily fluids, periods

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catalog_cats wrote in too_much_info Mar 11, 2015 23:54

I've been getting over a cold, and one of the last remaining symptoms is that my sinuses feel like there's still something up in them ( Read more... )

snot

Anxiety Troubles

sanscesse wrote in too_much_info Dec 26, 2014 22:32

I have a pretty raging anxiety disorder and when things get stressful, I suffer from either ( Read more... )

constipation, poop

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babybeluga2003 wrote in too_much_info Nov 01, 2014 09:58

Inspired by the dog horror story from yesterday:
( The day my cat exploded )

funky smells, pee, poop, scat, animals, vomit, bodily fluids, filth

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a real shit show....

findyourgun wrote in too_much_info Oct 31, 2014 18:02

My mom says I'll laugh about this next week.

( cut for length. and shit. )