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Stardate 2258.230? :: voice

May 08, 2011 22:15

Enterprise, this is Kirk, come in.

[pause.]

Enterprise, do you read me?

[longer pause.]

Fuck.

*james t. kirk: star trek xi, jazz: transformers, buffy summers: buffy the vampire slayer, jack harkness: torchwood, karkat vantas: homestuck, tony stark: iron man, quorra: tron legacy, yuuta matsukawa: original character

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voice; jazzingitup May 9 2011, 03:19:30 UTC

Enterprise?

[voice] starshipcommand May 9 2011, 03:48:08 UTC

Holy sh--

Who is this?

[voice] jazzingitup May 9 2011, 03:51:58 UTC

Ah'm called Jazz. An' whatever communication device ya've got on ya's now connected ta the local network instead of whichever one ya had 'fore.

[voice] starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:24:01 UTC

[There's a pause as Jim takes a moment to take off his comm badge and give it a quick but thorough inspection.

Well then.]

That explains that. Thank you, Jazz. I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701. Judging from the way you said that, it sounds like this kind of thing's happened before.

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text. trololololo chickbro May 9 2011, 03:40:33 UTC

JIM JIM. ME BONES. JIM. ME MCCOY HOW LONG HAVE I KNOW YOU? JIM. SPOCK. NICE MAN.

[voice] starshipcommand May 9 2011, 03:54:23 UTC

[Jim raises an eyebrow as his comm badge starts projecting text words a la hologram...

... and then he actually reads the text.]

What.

text; chickbro May 9 2011, 04:07:51 UTC

CAPTAIN KIRK. PLEASE GET ON THE TRANSPORTER.

[voice] starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:19:14 UTC

Ha ha, very funny.

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voice; slayery May 9 2011, 03:43:07 UTC

Hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing called Enterprise around here.

[voice] starshipcommand May 9 2011, 03:51:26 UTC

And you would be...?

[voice] slayery May 9 2011, 04:14:52 UTC

Buffy Summers. I live here. Looks like you're a victim of the monthly ritual mass-kidnapping.

[voice] starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:28:54 UTC

Monthly ritual mass-kidnapping?

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[Text] onlymyhate May 9 2011, 03:46:21 UTC

THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU.

[voice] starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:30:31 UTC

[They can't, but obviously somebody can.]

And you would be?

[Text] onlymyhate May 11 2011, 03:10:13 UTC

ANOTHER HOPEFULLY TEMPORARY RESIDENT OF THIS SHITHIVE.
WHO ARE YOU?

[voice] starshipcommand May 11 2011, 20:46:42 UTC

[Shithive. Nice word choice. Jim secretly approves.]

Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

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[voice] starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:29:30 UTC

'Scuse me?

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[voice] starshipcommand May 10 2011, 21:34:07 UTC

I'm sorry, but nothing you're saying is making any sense.

I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise. Who might you be?

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