A Glimpse of scout camp:

Me, walking to staff camp through the woods.

Joey jogs up to me from somewhere in the back.

Joey: Hey daniel, want to hear a joke I just made up?

Daniel: Sure

Joey: What did the letter P say to R?

Daniel: What's that?

Joey: Nice penis.

i own.

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shit.

i just realized that sam is gone.

as in gone, gone.

like he's really, seriously, on the other side of the country.

as in i cant call him up and hang out on a regular basis.

i didnt understand fully what college meant until just now.

Rule 1: To know the game is to play the game
Rule 2: Thinking of the game causes the player to lose
Rule 3: A loss must be announced to all nearby, and these 3 rules explained to those who do not know them.

The game- the greatest cognitive virus of the 21st century.

summer camp 06
if i had had this much initiative when i joined scouts, i would have been the bsa's auddie murphy by now.

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