Little Bunny Foo Foo had it coming anyway. Recall, he was scooping up handfuls of field mice and bitch slapping the poor things. It was only a matter of time before the Good Fairy descended upon him and threatened to turn him into a goon. Had the Good Fairy had a chance to threaten him, she would have done it five or six times. Since he didn't listen to her the first time, it's safe to assume that he wasn't going to heed her later warnings either. Besides, who listens to pussy-ass fairies anyway? I don't. So that hawk was doing everybody a favor by ending that mean bastard's reign of terror early. That's karma right there, and that sounds pretty fair to me.
"Looked at the sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever, and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hellbound as ourselves; go into oblivion. There is nothing else."
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I thought not.
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Look, maybe this isnt such a good idea right now...
Oh boy! was she tied up and gagged and helpless?
RAN-dee!
No. She was six. Her abductor killed her, butchered her and fed her to his german shephards.
...Gloria? Where are you going?
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